Question: How do you clear out a carriage in a busy Japanese train so that you can have it all to yourself?
Answer: Have a major coughing fit on the train during a swine flu epidemic. Be sure to cough consistently and loudly for about 10 minutes. You will soon notice people edging away from you, moving to the other end of the carriage or onto the next carriage. This procedure is also good for seeing how many additional people you can get to put on their face masks.
This method is guaranteed and has been tried and tested!
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